LOKPAL , RIYA SEN & PRADA ...

CUTE KID +GANDHI TOPI = GREAT PR

Its been almost three months or so that I last posted something on this very collection of literary affiliations . Well its not entirely false that the procrastination is because of  an incessant urge of failure and despondency on my part that even after posting several insidious posts, no organization owing allegiance to either Al-Qaeda , RSS , Congress or WARD(We are Rahul’s Dog – headed aptly by Digvijay) has threatened me with my life or any part of my fleshy existence so that I can take a day off from my office . To be true I was really busy training my pet chicken to bury its head deep inside the ground only to put it up once in a while to say its gonna deliver on its golden egg promise – I call that trick “Doing The Manmohan” . Well when that was underway a lot occurred pertaining to my very dear topic “Anna v/s UPA” , I wanted to reiterate on that but there were so much tweets , blogs and articles written on it , my scribblings would have just got lost like Mamata Bannerjee in Tagore’s beard .

Trust me you know the issue is important when even Riya Sen tweets about how amending the Lokpal Bill would be a direct violation of section 69 subverting the direct jurisprudence offered by the Amendment act to subterfuge any bill passed on a quid pro quo basis to be labelled as horse shit . That dumb bimbo does’nt know the difference between an SMS and an MMS (that was one sweet porn clip) and here she was with other Voltaire and Russoes of our times mouthing the amendment of constitutional procedures as if it was changing her lingerie (sorry.. my mind is still stuck at the porn clip of hers .If you have’nt watched it , stop reading this shit and google it) .

To be very frank I am always wary of guys with a toothless grin and a Gandhi topi up their righteous head . Now its bordering on blasphemy to mouth obscenity against Anna nowadays or else you have to face the consequence of Kiran Bedi mimicring you , but for all that was worth about the movement I still think there were better ways of  achieving the means sans all the slander from either side . Sure the government is inefficient but the Anna Camp could have acted less like Vito Corleone and made offers that both side could accept and not refuse . And the Government on its part was almost like those archetypal rape victims of the Hindi movie, resisting and refusing at first but ultimately giving way to the villain in an act of consensual surrender . So my fellow countrymen the problem does’nt lie with the first rape it lies with the subsequent weakness of becoming a whore succumbing to the whims and fancies of people like me who is willing to go on a hunger strike if the IIM’s does’nt take me in or some other group who want a separate state because the banana they cultivate is a perfect straight one .

But this post is not about the righteous blackmailing of the Jesus Hazare cult , its about few things about the movement that you might have missed :

1. Chicks in Delhi are hot , their concern about the poor almost bordering on ultra communism  and they do that wearing Prada and Jimmy Choo .
2. Aamir Khan does visit public agitation forums even when his movie is’nt releasing .
3. Sonu Nigaam is still a man and has not undergone sex change operation to become Madonna .
4. Kiran Bedi could be in the running for India’s Got Talent or America’s Top Model .
5. Anna Hazare is a devout muslim . He almost fasted the whole of Ramzan.
6. Chicks in Delhi are hot … ohh I said that ..

I guess the Government must have also noticed the angst of these hot Delhi chicks and it did’nt really want to face their wrath or else if it really paid heed to hunger strikes they would have solved a certain ladies problem in the northeast . The Armed Forces (Special Powers) Act or fancily called AFSPA is nothing but state sponsored terrorism brought to the people of “integral states” of the northeast and Kashmir .  No bother that she has been fasting for over a decade over an issue that is a collective miscreation on the part of subsequent Governments over the past decade and not some fallacy of crooked individuals for which the Government cannot be directly held accountable to (atleast not for the occurrence of it but yes to the handling maybe) . Yes sure the issues are different as chalk and cheese but once you herald an elected form of Government as cousins of Robert Clive and brand the movement as a second freedom struggle then I guess issues transcend the motive as well as the method . But what the hell who cares.. I demand another hunger strike preferably in Mumbai now ..heard the chiks are hotter there .. but don’t do it in the northeast , the revolutionary chicks there don’t wear Prada . Till then I’ll be “Doing the Manmohan” .

  P.S : Narendra Modi on a hunger strike for communal harmony .. @#$! .. and my grandma is Rajnikant .