MANMOHAN SINGH : THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE

Manmohan Singh is THE SEXIEST MAN on the face of this earth . Now you don’t believe me ..you can call that man intelligent , reticent even downright good , his academic qualification alone can fill up this blog for many months to come .. but no one has called hin THE SEXIEST MAN .. and I in my full senses have just called him THE SEXIEST MAN .. just read on to know why ..

So you have made it to the second paragraph to know the reason for him being THE SEXIEST MAN alive  ..but we will get to that a little later .. first it is admirable on your part for not closing the page after reading the first two words . Well for the last few months everyone from Barkha Dutt with her short hair to Rakhi Sawant with her big brea.. sorry brains (dirty mind) have been shouting out how he is heading one of the most corrupt government of all time ( the assets of many of his ministers can make Pamela Anderson's assets look like Kate Moss's ..see the two ladies closely to get the comparison ) and doing nothing about it . Well for a change I am not going to talk about it ..instead I am gonna explain why he is THE SEXIEST MAN alive .

Oh OK you are still here for the reason .. but before that you cannot but help but feel sorry for the man . He had to go through a troubled time lately facing the wrath of the very facebook generation he helped to build . If he had’nt opened up the economy in the 90s , we would still be wearing Rupa ki Chaddi without ever knowing the virtues of Jockey underwears . If he had known then that globalization in India would usher in an era where liking the “I will fast with Anna Hazare”on one’s facebook page while munching on MacD aloo tikki would mean revolution then he would have obviously retained his World Bank job . But he was a resilient man then and he still is a resilient man now . At a time when Sushma Swaraj was shouting out to Singh “Bhai tum sign karte ho ya nahin..” goading him to take the whole blame on corruption issue it was admirable on Manmohan’s part not to stand up  and reply “ Jao pehle us aadmi ka sign leke aao jisne mere haat mein yeh likh dia tha “ .. flashing the ‘Mera Baap Rahul Gandhi’ tattoo .

 His detractors might just shrug off his above achievements and say “But he can’t wave his hand properly”. Well that’s a serious allegation .. if you have’nt seen his ‘hand waving’ to a crowd then just try to visualize Dharmendra dirty dancing or Ajay Devgan in the movie “Jigar” where he practices to break eggs using martial arts . You can’t be a PM of India and not know how to wave to a multitude of people . Others might say his speeches can at best find a place in the ancient African lost languages section but he did come out of his usual self while replying to Sushma Swaraj’s allegations with a perfect qawwali infused rhetoric .Well we could go on and on about his shortcomings but all that gets eclipsed once I tell you why he is THE SEXIEST MAN alive .

(drum roll please)  ..here comes the reason : YOU’VE BEEN PUNKED. Manmohan and sexy is as compatible as Salman Khan and Sai Baba . Out of the 3 or 4 readers I have , even 1 of you have been fooled into reading this then I would consider myself eligible for a place in the UPA-2 cabinet . Now you may wonder why .. well for a start the UPA-2 is full of people who have been making a fool of this country and they have been doing it using the “HONESTY” badge that automatically comes with PM Singh’s name . Ya scoff at me and curse yourself for reading this balderdash ..A.Raja was never a writer nor was Kalmadi . I have found my calling and for those who still want to curse me you can send your hate mails to 10 , Janpath , New Delhi or email me to babyg.rahul@gmail.con.