ITS A PLANE ... ITS AN OX .. NO ITS OBA"business"MAN

Why doesn’t Obama use a Time portal to travel to the snake charmers land ? He would rather use an earthly aeroplane , bring hundreds of  fellow aliens along giving them a feeling that they have a job . So when obama is not playing the good cop in Iraq , bad cop in Afghanisthan  & blind cop in Pakistan .. he plays the mascot for naukri.com. If it were’nt for the constant animations of the news channel, any common man from a snake charmers land would have perceived him to be a hard-boiled  “Vyapari” trying hard-sell his hardwares just before diwali .  He has come in P-E-A-C-E( P- Pakistan as in my friendly,truthful neighbour… E-economy as in jobs in his planet.. A-Aishwarya Rai as in take her back we don’t want her in Hollywood.. C-China as in the super rival planet .. E – economy as in the prize he is gonna get from the Nobel "kiss my bum" committee)....

Now I’m not of a US hater and 32 yrs of commie rule has’nt made me a sucker for socialization . On the contrary I still believe Jim Morisson is a better poet than Rabindranath Tagore( lightning strikes) , Jazz is way better than Rabindra Sangeet( wind blows & lightning strikes) & Sourav Ganguly is an overrated cricketer(calm ….).But you have to admit that Obama could have been a better Rocket Singh than Ranbir Kapoor .What we had hoped for was a more colourful platter .. a Black President of a White nation coming to a Brown nation to fight against the common enemy Yellow nation and make peace with a green neighbour,but what we got was cold steel planes which 99% of people in this country won't get to ride.

So do we need to be wary of this …YESSS !!!!  Its just the devils ploy to take over our Godful nation .Few hundred years back it was the white English alien and now its again the white type headed by a more potent Black leader .

( for those who found the above a bit racist .. plz ..replace BLACK with Afro- American/Coloured whichever is legal…. White with non Afro-American/non Coloured whichever is legal .. Yellow with Dragon.. Brown with Shahrukh Khan and Green with  Mohammed Asif if he is still legal).