Yaay .. I'm doing this ... steady .. first step .... I'm the king of the WORLD...wish i could be .. but alas I am stuck with me . I am what everyone is - common.. hell this is going nowhere ... (I should have read that article on how to write a succesfull blog).Why dont I introduce myself .. I am oxyMORON - the wide eyed cynic .I live in the land of the free .. the supposed cultural capital of an upcoming hip new supermarket called INDIA(..aaaa incredible INDIAaaaaaa... ) . As every future fearing family would have wanted their son to be .. I am an engineer ( an over rated mechanic.. who knows how to use the western toilet) and I am currently employed...( i sound so marriagable .. ). About me : I fear (not necessarily in the same order) GOD, dog, lizards,Arundhati Roy,Pakistan,anything west of Pakistan & happy rich people in TV advertisement . I love GOD( there hope I have appeased you Almighty) & Monica Bellucci. I want to be a happy rich guy just like they show it in the TV advertisement.
(By any standards this is lousy .. but still bear with me ... I'll try to improve .. & sorry GOD again .. I dont really hate you .. I really fear you .. dont hurt me ... )
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